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All Valentine’s Day Candidates, Apply Within…

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  • enjoys lying around and being a bum for extended periods of time
  • appreciates Stephen Colbert
  • tolerates sarcasm
  • makes me happy
  • except for when i want to be mad
  • likes cuddling when i pretend i don’t
  • buys me peanut butter m&m’s
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